Making a Man Happy is Easy, A Woman… Impossible? ~@CleMMzForrester (via a woman)

I came across this today on facebook and decided to share and run my own little survey…

(If you happen to know the origin, let me know so I can properly credit them)

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him as often as he wants
3. Leave him in peace (especially when sports is on the telly)
4. Don’t check his phone (especially messages)
5. Don’t bother him about his movements

Nice and easy, right? Simple creatures….

I now invite you to sit, back, relax, take the poll below re women or read below then take the poll.


HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It’s really not too difficult but…. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a GOOD listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.

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Say it ain’t so ladies… comment and/or take the poll please. Let us know!

@CleMMzForrester

About Clement Forrester

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Posted on March 27, 2013, in Funnies, Gender Wars. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. I was about to add my two cents then I saw that Tammy Groves said all that I wanted to. men want all the things on that very long list plus more once they are serious about you. In fact you’ll maybe even find the things women require to be much easier to give than those required by men. As Tammy said a man wants a woman to give birth to his brood and still look like the Photoshopped Victoria’s Secret models. Women expect their men to grow older, men expect women to stay forever young. He wants her to be EXACTLY like his mother, but be a good lover, wife, friend, advisor, etc. She must also be a good mother, good cook, dress well…as I said the list long…and Tammy has said it all.

  2. Men are calculating creatures!!!!!!! When I get involve with anyone or even date a man in my mind this person could potentially be my lifelong partner hence I expect him to be of impeccable standards. I am saying this because men play the field and play for very long periods. For the time that he plays, sleeping with him, leaving him alone, feeding him etc. is enough to make him happy HOWEVER for the long haul he wants everything on that very long list plus more. By the way you should add premium breeder that is expected to maintain a Victoria Secret model figure after giving birth, the freak that swings from chandeliers but is still a lady. So in essence what I am saying it depends on which stage of his life a man is going thru, if it’s the “fast & furious period” sleep with him and leave him alone. If he’s in nesting mode his woman is expected to be his mother, sister, friend, lover, bitch, helper and rock….. Don’t forget the mid life crisis when he goes off and pierce his ears and upgrade his Mercedes ( 1st wife) for a newer, faster Lamborghini (younger and “prettier” wife).

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